EIGHT PILLARS OF THE CHURCH OF PARADISE; THE EDENIC
EDICTS
Edict Number II
All Edenists should support the finding and colonization of Earth-like planets.
This planet is under the control of the Spiritual Axis of Evil: Yaldabaoth-The Beast and the Fundementalists.
The generation without a king need to leave this planet as soon as it is technically and logically
feasible.
We will recolonize these other planets to fit the Church of Paradise model, and to be supportive of
alternative lifestyles.
Therefore, let it be known that the Church of Paradise, Edenic Faith will support any and all technologies
that will allow us to flee this evil planet and the Spiritual Axis of Evil that controls it lock, stock and barrell
Edict
Number III
All fertile Edenists should regularly donate to sperm banks. They should also be willing to adopt children
and forgo birth control at certain times.
All the festivals must be celebrated without the use of birthcontrol for hetrosexual couples. During
this time, intercourse is encouraged to be practiced often among hetrosexual couples.
Out side the festival times, or for non-hetrosexual couples, condoms and the like MAY be used.
Edict
Number IIII
No Edenist may actively harm any other religionist. But they may not donate to Fundementalist causes or
The Beast either.
Show courtesy to the poor deluded lackeys of The Beast and the mind zombies of the Fundementalists.
Do not aid them, however. Let The Beast support The Beast; there allready rich enough.
Edict
V
Simple Living is encouraged as a laudable lifestyle for Edenists. Refrain from the insanity of Avarice, this wicked
society indulges in.
All shall work, but only enough to support their basic needs. Any over indulgence in work is considered
to be aiding the Spiritual Axis of Evil.
Since Yaldabaoth will take his tribute from your pay, avoid paying Ialdabaoth as much as possible.
Dispensations are available, to this rule, but don't support the Axis of Spiritual Evil. Try to take
more then you give, and thus exploit the Axis of Spiritual Evil. Welfare is good, because it robs the haters
Edict
VI
The heresy of Truthseekerism is now noted. Truthseekerism is an egotistical doctrine based on the ramblings of one
misguided man, brainwashed for years by the Cabal.
Beware of this agent provacatuer of the Beast, and those who subscribe
to Truthseekerism, a Catholic Supremacist beleif system that views other faiths as "damnable" or "lesser".
The Truthseekerite faction is note for it's rabid nature and tendency to wide eyed fanatacism. Forthwith,
anyone who holds that Edenism is superior or better to our brother Christians, Jews and Muslims is a follower of Truthseekerism.
No one shall put down or condemn a legitimate religion of tolerance and acceptance. To do so is to
be in the error of Truthseekerism.
No one shall demand their way as the only true way, in contrast to other tolerant and accepting religions.
Such is Truthseekerism.
No one shall libel another or mock disabled people, or defame another by speech or writing using stereotypes.
Such is Truthseekerism.
All religions that hold theres is the Supreme Religion over other tolerant, accepting religions are
Truthseekerites.
Let all Truthseekerites be condemened!
Edict VII
All who follow a tolerant and accepting
form of religion shall be in fellowship with the Church of Paradise.
All who preach liberation, social justice the end
of oppression is in fellowship with the Church of Paradise.
All environmentalists are in fellowship with the Church
of Paradise.
No pollouter or those who support toxic waste dumping shall be allowed to be a member of the Church of
Paradise.
Edenists shall support local farmers by buying their produce
Edenists shall , when possible, choose
organic food over artifically treated food
Edenists shall not abuse alcohol or marijuanna. Only at Feastivals may a
practicing Edenist partake of these substances.
Edenists shall never touch nor ingest artifical, chemically created recreational
drugs. No meth,crack, heroine, coke, acid, L.S.D, P.C.P or any other chemically treated or processed drugs shall enter
the body of an Edenist.
No work shall be done on the 8 Feastivals of the Church.
No work shall be done on the
Church's holy day, Saturday.
If one must work on the holy day of Saturday, prayers shall be done at rising and before
laying down that day, or the Lesser Litany chanted at the rising from the bed of the person and at the laying down of the
person.
No Edenist shall make a fellow Edenist work on the holy day of Saturday.
Edict VIII
Science
and knowledge are to be encoraged; it shall be the goal of the Church of Paradise to make sure 100% of it's youth members
graduate from High School
The Church of Paradise shall work towards the goal of 75% of it's graduated members go on
to higher education
All Edenists are free to use their minds to examine critically all claims made by others
No
Edenist shall participate or subscribe to ridiculous beleifs based on mythological information that is clearly proven wrong
by the collective knowledge of humankind
No Edenist shall accept extraordinary claims without extraordinary evidence;
the burden of proof on anyone claiming to have supernatural abilities shall be on the person claiming it, only claims certified
by verifiable actions that are duly witnessed and documented shall be accepted as true. Outside of this, such claims shall
be seen as ridiculous and the claimant to be a liar or mentally unbalanced.
No Edenist shall teach Creationism, as
it is currently proposed in the Intelligent Design arguments
No Edenist shall support any institution teaching, subscribing
or championing the erroneous beleif od Intelligent Design or Creationism