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Edenic Press Release 1. Statement on World Monotheistic Religion
Ordination of Edenic Matriarchs/Patriarchs
YHWH/Ialdabaoth's Universal Law for Earth and our Solar System

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 The Church of Paradise, Edenic Faith is a Liberal religious organization that is based on the Judeo-Christian Pagan Gnostic tradition. As such, we are Eucenemical as far as pertains to other Liberal religious organizations.
  We are opposed to the Religious Right, the homophobes and those who support a religion of hate and judgementalism.
  We are affirming of alternative lifestyles.
 
  We beleive in One True God, who is called the Most High G_d by us.
  We beleive in the Seven Traditional Virtues of the Judeo-Christian tradition.
  We beleive in One Human Race; we deny the notion of Race
  We beleive in the Environment and it's preservation; we beleive the current Christofascist regime will destroy this world in their insane desire for Armageddon and their ludicrous beleif in the Rapture
  We beleive in Natural Living, with herbs and other natural healing methods, utilizing the knowledge of our ancestors for health and happiness.
  We beleive in the Ten Commandments as the Law of this Solar System; we beleive that those who obey it will be blessed and those who disobey it will be cursed. Just like leaping out of a window will kill you from the law of gravity, so too will disobeying Yahweh/Ialdabaoth, the Most High's governor for Earth and the Milky Way system bring a curse on the disobedient
  We beleive in a Secular Liberal Government, free from the control of the Religious Right and religious zealots
  We believe in Judeo-Christian Anarcho_Primitivism, which means following the example of our Holy Ancestors, Adam and Eve
  We beleive in a Final Judgement, by the Most High, which will bring about the consumation of the Golden Age
  We beleive in reincarnation, which ceases when the Grace of the Holy Gnosis is given by the Most High as a free gift.
  We beleive in the preperation for the Grace of the Holy Gnosis by practicing the Seven Tradition Virtues.
  We beleive in eight heavens and eight Hells; we beleive the Virtous will ascend to heaven and those who practice Vice will go to the Hells to be purified
 
 
  

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  EIGHT PILLARS OF THE CHURCH OF PARADISE; THE EDENIC   
  EDICTS
 
  
Edict Number II

All Edenists should support the finding and colonization of Earth-like planets.

This planet is under the control of the Spiritual Axis of Evil: Yaldabaoth-The Beast and the Fundementalists.

The generation without a king need to leave this planet as soon as it is technically and logically feasible.

We will recolonize these other planets to fit the Church of Paradise model, and to be supportive of alternative lifestyles.

Therefore, let it be known that the Church of Paradise, Edenic Faith will support any and all technologies that will allow us to flee this evil planet and the Spiritual Axis of Evil that controls it lock, stock and barrell

Edict Number III

All fertile Edenists should regularly donate to sperm banks. They should also be willing to adopt children and forgo birth control at certain times.

All the festivals must be celebrated without the use of birthcontrol for hetrosexual couples. During this time, intercourse is encouraged to be practiced often among hetrosexual couples.

Out side the festival times, or for non-hetrosexual couples, condoms and the like MAY be used.

Edict Number IIII

No Edenist may actively harm any other religionist. But they may not donate to Fundementalist causes or The Beast either.

Show courtesy to the poor deluded lackeys of The Beast and the mind zombies of the Fundementalists.

Do not aid them, however. Let The Beast support The Beast; there allready rich enough.

Edict V

Simple Living is encouraged as a laudable lifestyle for Edenists. Refrain from the insanity of Avarice, this wicked society indulges in.

All shall work, but only enough to support their basic needs. Any over indulgence in work is considered to be aiding the Spiritual Axis of Evil.

Since Yaldabaoth will take his tribute from your pay, avoid paying Ialdabaoth as much as possible.

Dispensations are available, to this rule, but don't support the Axis of Spiritual Evil. Try to take more then you give, and thus exploit the Axis of Spiritual Evil. Welfare is good, because it robs the haters

Edict VI

The heresy of Truthseekerism is now noted. Truthseekerism is an egotistical doctrine based on the ramblings of one misguided man, brainwashed for years by the Cabal.
Beware of this agent provacatuer of the Beast, and those who subscribe to Truthseekerism, a Catholic Supremacist beleif system that views other faiths as "damnable" or "lesser".

The Truthseekerite faction is note for it's rabid nature and tendency to wide eyed fanatacism. Forthwith, anyone who holds that Edenism is superior or better to our brother Christians, Jews and Muslims is a follower of Truthseekerism.

No one shall put down or condemn a legitimate religion of tolerance and acceptance. To do so is to be in the error of Truthseekerism.

No one shall demand their way as the only true way, in contrast to other tolerant and accepting religions. Such is Truthseekerism.

No one shall libel another or mock disabled people, or defame another by speech or writing using stereotypes. Such is Truthseekerism.

All religions that hold theres is the Supreme Religion over other tolerant, accepting religions are Truthseekerites.
Let all Truthseekerites be condemened!

Edict VII

All who follow a tolerant and accepting form of religion shall be in fellowship with the Church of Paradise.
All who preach liberation, social justice the end of oppression is in fellowship with the Church of Paradise.

All environmentalists are in fellowship with the Church of Paradise.

No pollouter or those who support toxic waste dumping shall be allowed to be a member of the Church of Paradise.

Edenists shall support local farmers by buying their produce

Edenists shall , when possible, choose organic food over artifically treated food

Edenists shall not abuse alcohol or marijuanna. Only at Feastivals may a practicing Edenist partake of these substances.
Edenists shall never touch nor ingest artifical, chemically created recreational drugs. No meth,crack, heroine, coke, acid, L.S.D, P.C.P or any other chemically treated or processed drugs shall enter the body of an Edenist.

No work shall be done on the 8 Feastivals of the Church.

No work shall be done on the Church's holy day, Saturday.

If one must work on the holy day of Saturday, prayers shall be done at rising and before laying down that day, or the Lesser Litany chanted at the rising from the bed of the person and at the laying down of the person.

No Edenist shall make a fellow Edenist work on the holy day of Saturday.


Edict VIII

Science and knowledge are to be encoraged; it shall be the goal of the Church of Paradise to make sure 100% of it's youth members graduate from High School

The Church of Paradise shall work towards the goal of 75% of it's graduated members go on to higher education

All Edenists are free to use their minds to examine critically all claims made by others

No Edenist shall participate or subscribe to ridiculous beleifs based on mythological information that is clearly proven wrong by the collective knowledge of humankind

No Edenist shall accept extraordinary claims without extraordinary evidence; the burden of proof on anyone claiming to have supernatural abilities shall be on the person claiming it, only claims certified by verifiable actions that are duly witnessed and documented shall be accepted as true. Outside of this, such claims shall be seen as ridiculous and the claimant to be a liar or mentally unbalanced.

No Edenist shall teach Creationism, as it is currently proposed in the Intelligent Design arguments

No Edenist shall support any institution teaching, subscribing or championing the erroneous beleif od Intelligent Design or Creationism

 Reverend Baby Jason is a proud Adult Baby minister dedicated to the spreading of the Good News of Edenism. The Edenic Faith is an open minded relious tradition that is AB/DL affirming, as well as affirming of gay, bisexual and transgendered persons and couples.
  If you are a bigot, then get your sorry ass out of here! If your a member of Universal Life Church, please know your not welcome here. We will NOT ordain anyone ordained by Universal Life Church, since they favor the Christofascists. You been warned!

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 We are proud of the fact that we represent the Radical Religious Left! We support the seperation of church and state and freedom from Fundys bugging us.
  If you don't like us because were Radical Militant Religious Leftism, then too bad. Were dedicated to spreading Radical Religious Leftism all over America, untill the only place the Holy Rollers can babble their trash is in their church and on the 700 Club.
  Were dedicated to the end of the notion of this country being a "Christian nation" (read: Right Wing Nut Job Fundy Nation). Were for pluralism and Liberalism. Let Freedom ring. Down with the Religious Rightwing nutjobs! 

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This is a religious organization dedicated to Judeo-Christian Pagan Gnosticism. Fundementalists of all religious stripes are NOT tolerated. This is NOT yourt site to spew your stupidity so beat it!